February 2012
76 posts
plotweaver:
imaslytherinbitch:
taylor swift and zac efron to star in the remake of grease?
A remake of Grease?
me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
Reblog if you'll answer anything in your ask right...
sassy-gay-jake-english:
rachance:
chaystar:
feral-ghoul:
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I hate to see you cry Lying there in that position There’s things you need to hear So turn off your tears and listen Pain throws your heart to the ground Love turns the whole thing around No, it won’t all go the way it should But I know the heart of life is good You know it’s nothing new Bad news never had good timing Then the circle of your friends Will defend the silver lining...
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WatchPuppies new toy……… its terrifying
Watchchanda-panda:
doingweed:
lofallingveee:
take-a-hit-of-life:
LOL WTF.
LMAOOOOOOOO <3
Omg
i hope to god these two weren’t serious
oh i was hoping this would reappear on my dashboard :)
If humans were animal memes →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
hahahahahahahahahaha
that awkward moment when...
you start singing the first song that pops into your head and you parents are 10 feet away from you
now it doesn’t seem bad but the first song that popped into me head was ” i just had sex”
so i was gonna work from 1:30-7 today than i took stephs shift and was gonna work 8:30-4 but than some said thy could take half the shift then i was gonna work from 8:30-1:45 so this morning i got a text 45 min before i was supposed to go to work asking if i could work at 1:30-7 like before i said yes…. so at 11ish i got another ttext saying that the weather is weird ect… and i could...
i just don't understand teenage girls
spent wayy to much time on my WebbAssign but got a...
why i love my math class
Things my math teacher says:
” why would you allow your children to watch Thomas the Tank Engine.. hes notwhere clothing and he smokes”
” we should put a lion in the court yard and put kids in there for detention”
” today we are gonna fight animals! Mike vs. a panda…”
” thats french for…”
“almighty back to...